The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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