drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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