I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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