We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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