Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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