I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you win again, gameday.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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