sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sorry about my life...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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