just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
