Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Where is the hickey?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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