Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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