Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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