The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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