There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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