Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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