he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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