i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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