It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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