I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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