Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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