i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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