Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am