Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.