but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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