So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Even my vagina gasped.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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