screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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