I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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