Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've blown a few things in my day
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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