THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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