maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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