Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You may now shotgun with the bride
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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