Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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