If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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