i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..