That's intense
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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