What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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