You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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