i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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