I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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