your thong is hanging out like whoa
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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