how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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