i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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