We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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