she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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