just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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