member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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