We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just gargled with NyQuil
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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