YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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