Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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