it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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