He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I deserve this hangover.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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