All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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