How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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