Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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