gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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