when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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