I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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