Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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